Because we all know Time is fake - but new tarot spreads are still ✨a vibe✨.
Welcome to 2026!
Whether you greeted it with intention, exhaustion, or a questionable mimosa, today’s the perfect day to check in with your deck and ask:
“Okay, so what chaos are we keeping, and what can I leave in the compost pile of last year?”
This 6-card spread gives you a practical, magical, and slightly sassy look at the year ahead - with just the right amount of reflection and not too much pressure.
🔮 The New Year Spread
1. What to Keep From Last Year
This card shows what still serves you in 2026.
It could be a habit, mindset, or chaotic goblin energy that actually works.
(No judgment if it’s “surviving on coffee and spite.”)
2. What to Let Go
Time to yeet what no longer belongs.
Old drama, stale self-doubt, that one card you kept ignoring…
Toss it with your expired almond milk and move on.
3. Last Year’s Big Lesson
The wisdom you fought, flailed, or finessed your way through.
Even if you learned it the hard way (especially if you learned it the hard way).
This one comes with a spiritual participation trophy.
4. This Year’s Focus
Where to direct your sparkly New Year energy.
Maybe it’s creativity. Maybe it’s boundaries.
Maybe it’s just remembering to water your plants and your soul.
5. What to Leave Behind (Again)
Something you think you’ve released but might be sneakily clinging to.
This card gives you a gentle nudge - or a full spiritual dropkick.
6. This Year’s Big Lesson
Spoiler alert: You’re going to grow.
This card offers a heads-up on the theme, the challenge, or the glow-up ahead.
Embrace the chaos. You’ve got this.
🎊 Final Thought:
You don’t need a resolution.
You’ve got intuition, resilience, and a deck full of advice you’ll pretend not to take until March.
Pull the cards, light a candle, eat something round for luck, and walk boldly into the weird.
Happy New Year, you mystical masterpiece.
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